Makes everything you do awesomely creepy
You need these masks. They will turn the most mundane situation into the real-life embodiment of a David Lynch film. They're wonderfully large, detailed, and creep-tastic.
Just look at that pigeon in the picture below. After he finishes scoring a goal, he's going to eat your kneecap. Yikes... in a good way.
Choose from four amazingly creepy styles
Our awesome Animal Head Masks are currently available in many detailed styles.Get them all. Your friends (or soon-to-be-new-friends) will want in on this glorious mask action.
|Weight||13.05 oz / 370 g|
|Head Circumference||About 25.19" / 64cm|
|Height||About 12.20" / 31cm|
|Applicable Gender||Men / Women|
|Is the unicorn mask truly magical?||The chosen few will know how to wield its great power.|
|How do you see out of them?||Holes, son! Each mask has strategically-placed eye holes. Placing them somewhere besides the eyes of the mask (so that the eyes on the mask are solid) amplifies the creep factor of each mask.|
|Are they one size fits all?||They're probably too large for very small children in that the eye holes may not line up conveniently.|
|When am I going to wear this?||I'm not sure if there's enough room on the internet to list all of the places. But, we'll try! The DMV. The McDonald's drive-through. All first dates. Your ultimate frisbee try-outs. Senior pictures. Your friend's cousin's quincea?era. All bachelor parties. Most bachelorette parties. Every last Thursday of November. Bowling. Trips to Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Open houses. Parent-teacher conferences. And every formal occasion including weddings, graduations, and job interviews|